How were letters to Watford academy director Richard Bate addressed when he was a youngster?
MASTER BATE
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Barry // October 13, 2006 at 9:44 pm
Have you ever had another man wank in your ear while you sleep?
rupe // October 13, 2006 at 9:48 pm
No Barry, do you recommend it?
Barry // October 13, 2006 at 9:49 pm
yes, it’s like rubbing cabbage on your scrotum before going to work
Barry // October 13, 2006 at 9:51 pm
i was about to comment “what the fuck are you doing online at half ten on a friday night?”, then i realised, i am too
rupe // October 13, 2006 at 9:51 pm
I don’t see the correlation between getting semen in the ear and rubbing cabbage on the scrotum
Barry, I am preparing for the MONGFEST – what’s your excuse?
Barry // October 13, 2006 at 9:53 pm
the correlation is they both feel nice and it takes weeks to get rid of th aroma of both from the afflicted areas
i am preparing to hear you whinge on about said MONGFEST tomorrow in the pub
rupe // October 13, 2006 at 9:55 pm
This should stop. We sound like a couple of GAYLORDS.
Barry // October 13, 2006 at 9:56 pm
you are a gaylord.
actually rupe – call me now. got somthing that may interest you for tomorrow
i am a big fan of your typings…
rupe // October 13, 2006 at 9:57 pm
I don’t know anyone called Barry – maybe you cleaned my pipes once?
Barry // October 13, 2006 at 9:58 pm
i gave you a cryptic clue to my real identity in the last line of my last post…
Barry // October 13, 2006 at 9:59 pm
work it out you n0nce
rupe // October 13, 2006 at 10:00 pm
wow this is exciting – like a variation on Countdown – we can call it
CUNTDOWN
I really don’t get it. Can we get Lionel Blair to come on and perform a charade to help?
DM // October 14, 2006 at 12:42 am
Rupert. Would you rather watch Lionel Blair giving Carol Vorderman the benefit of his length, or wear a yellow wig to Arsenal ?
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Barry // October 13, 2006 at 9:44 pm
Have you ever had another man wank in your ear while you sleep?
rupe // October 13, 2006 at 9:48 pm
No Barry, do you recommend it?
Barry // October 13, 2006 at 9:49 pm
yes, it’s like rubbing cabbage on your scrotum before going to work
Barry // October 13, 2006 at 9:51 pm
i was about to comment “what the fuck are you doing online at half ten on a friday night?”, then i realised, i am too
rupe // October 13, 2006 at 9:51 pm
I don’t see the correlation between getting semen in the ear and rubbing cabbage on the scrotum
rupe // October 13, 2006 at 9:51 pm
Barry, I am preparing for the MONGFEST – what’s your excuse?
Barry // October 13, 2006 at 9:53 pm
the correlation is they both feel nice and it takes weeks to get rid of th aroma of both from the afflicted areas
Barry // October 13, 2006 at 9:53 pm
i am preparing to hear you whinge on about said MONGFEST tomorrow in the pub
rupe // October 13, 2006 at 9:55 pm
This should stop. We sound like a couple of GAYLORDS.
Barry // October 13, 2006 at 9:56 pm
you are a gaylord.
actually rupe – call me now. got somthing that may interest you for tomorrow
i am a big fan of your typings…
rupe // October 13, 2006 at 9:57 pm
I don’t know anyone called Barry – maybe you cleaned my pipes once?
Barry // October 13, 2006 at 9:58 pm
i gave you a cryptic clue to my real identity in the last line of my last post…
Barry // October 13, 2006 at 9:59 pm
work it out you n0nce
rupe // October 13, 2006 at 10:00 pm
wow this is exciting – like a variation on Countdown – we can call it
CUNTDOWN
I really don’t get it. Can we get Lionel Blair to come on and perform a charade to help?
DM // October 14, 2006 at 12:42 am
Rupert. Would you rather watch Lionel Blair giving Carol Vorderman the benefit of his length, or wear a yellow wig to Arsenal ?