Watford Academy director joke

How were letters to Watford academy director Richard Bate addressed when he was a youngster?

MASTER BATE

15 Responses to Watford Academy director joke

  1. Have you ever had another man wank in your ear while you sleep?

  2. No Barry, do you recommend it?

  3. yes, it’s like rubbing cabbage on your scrotum before going to work

  4. i was about to comment “what the fuck are you doing online at half ten on a friday night?”, then i realised, i am too :(

  5. I don’t see the correlation between getting semen in the ear and rubbing cabbage on the scrotum

  6. Barry, I am preparing for the MONGFEST – what’s your excuse?

  7. the correlation is they both feel nice and it takes weeks to get rid of th aroma of both from the afflicted areas

  8. i am preparing to hear you whinge on about said MONGFEST tomorrow in the pub :)

  9. This should stop. We sound like a couple of GAYLORDS.

  10. you are a gaylord.

    actually rupe – call me now. got somthing that may interest you for tomorrow :)

    i am a big fan of your typings…

  11. I don’t know anyone called Barry – maybe you cleaned my pipes once?

  12. i gave you a cryptic clue to my real identity in the last line of my last post…

  13. work it out you n0nce :)

  14. wow this is exciting – like a variation on Countdown – we can call it

    CUNTDOWN

    I really don’t get it. Can we get Lionel Blair to come on and perform a charade to help?

  15. Rupert. Would you rather watch Lionel Blair giving Carol Vorderman the benefit of his length, or wear a yellow wig to Arsenal ?

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