I have managed to get my hands on an exclusive preview of the progamme editor’s notes for the Hull City cup tie.
‘Wilkommen to Vicarage Road to our visitors Hull City. Our last match against Accrington Stanley was one of the greatest cup ties ever seen here yet hundreds of you left rather than watch extra time. We know who you are, you are traitors and should be marked out as such. To prevent this happening again, we issue you all with special instructions tonight:
1. If you hear a fellow fan dare voice a comment about team changes, then inform a steward IMMEDIATELY, and these traitors to the cause will surely know that speaking out is wrong and forbidden.
2. ANYONE who leaves before the end will be taken aside and shot.
3. If you do not give a two hour standing ovation to Sheku Kamara and Claude Seanla at the end of the game then you will pay the ultimate price.’
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